主题：【原创】圣火保卫战中场休息，讲几个听来的小段子 -- 外务府行走

I can smell some people here want to help Tibet.

So my British friend please ship more opium to Tibet.

My American friend please ship more slaves to Tibet.

My French friend please put clothes on your first lady before shipping her to Tibet.

My German friend please keep Hitler to yourself.

Thank you all. Budha bless you.

朋友们，我是爱好和平的达赖喇嘛

我感觉到这里有些人想帮助西藏

既然如此

恳请英国朋友运鸦片去西藏

恳请美国朋友运黑奴去西藏

恳请法国朋友运你们的第一夫人去西藏，不过要先给她穿上衣服

德国朋友呢，呃，希特勒你们就自己留着吧

谢谢，佛祖保佑你们

My children, I am Dalai Lama come in peace.

Today is the big show time. Remember we are the clowns at the beginning of the big party -- Olympics!

Let's show our true faces to the whole world. Cheers!

朋友们，我是爱好和平的达赖喇嘛

今天有个重大演出，而我们要在这个被人称为奥林匹克的大联欢中负责扮演小丑。

让我们把自己真实的嘴脸展现给全世界吧！加油！

My children, I am Dalai Lama come in peace.

Now it's getting ugly. I smell blood here, oops, I forgot to wash my hands...

朋友们，我是爱好和平的达赖喇嘛

事情变得有些不妙。我闻到了血腥味到，哦，我忘了洗手了........

I am Dalai Lama and coming in Peace.

Don't forget to recycle all the Tibetan flags after today's big show time.

Our budget from CIA is shrinking since the US dollar is getting cheaper.

Hey, kind of funny, US borrow money from China and then fund us to against China...anyway, can anybody help me with my new iPhone, Please...

我是爱好和平的达赖喇嘛

今天表演完之后大家千万别忘了回收咱们藏独旗帜。

要知道CIA那边给我们的预算缩水了而且美元越来越不值钱。

哎，说来有点滑稽，美国从中国借钱又把钱拿来养我们对付中国.........对了，我新买了个iPhone，谁能教教我怎么用，谢了先.........