主题：del -- 猫元帅

That is 帅哥

俺身宽体胖(strong)、脑满肠肥(healty, 肠 is so 肥 that is could let a boat pull through)、头大眼小(high brain cell capability, indication of brilliant while focus)、目光呆滞(A result of deep passion)，蒜头鼻(indicator of strong sexuality)、汉堡嘴(A good kisser)，雀斑多(Thta is what man should have)、头发少。(No hair could be more tender than skin )