主题：几个没想到 -- MRandson

到底人家要什么人领导，还是要人家自己决定，是不是？中国也是一样，看大多数的人怎么决定吧，不是几个“精英”决定。

小学生Eric Cartman穿越回现代后，向大人们传达了他从国父们那里学到的知识：

This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing, that a truly great country can go to war and at the same time act like it doesn't want to. You people who are for the war, you need the protestors, because they make the country look like it's made of sane caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers, because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft pussy protestors. We'd get taken down in a second. That's why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It's called having your cake and eating it too.

这个国家是由一群世界上最了不起的思想家建立的。他们明白一个真正牛逼的国家可以和别人打仗，同时装作不想打仗。你们这些主战的人们需要那些反战示威者，因为他们使得这个国家看起来是由清醒博爱的人组成的。你们这些反战的人们需要这些挥旗呐喊的主战人士，因为如果整个国家是由一群没种的示威者组成的话，我们的国家瞬间就会被歼灭。这就是为什么国父们想让我们两者都有，这就叫两者兼得，两全其美。

听了这番江湖后群众们纷纷表示恍然大悟，争吵立刻和解，Cartman总结道：

The founding fathers want you all to know, that we can disagree all we want as long as we agree that America kicks ass.

国父们想让你们所有人知道，你们不同意彼此没有关系，只要你们相信美国是最牛逼的就行了。