主题：伦敦骚乱终于蔓延到西区 -- 一个地址

却说西元2011，女主起伦敦奥运场馆，发全不列颠劳工前往修造。眼看场馆在奥运前不能造完，劳工齐聚海德公园，振臂高呼：“今失期亦死，举大计亦死，等死，死国可乎？” 遂游行至白金汉宫和唐宁街10号大呼：“My Queen and My Prime Minister , Do you have balls?（王侯将相，宁有种乎？）

王侯将相无一人敢现身，此时大本钟忽然传来一声似狐鸣的响声，顿时万籁俱静。接着一人高喊：“Big Ben Ring，Victor Chen King！！！the death of the blue heaven and the setting up of the golden one; a new cycle was beginning and would bring good fortune to all members. ”

正其时，恰逢某位山东籍小公务员River Song来到伦敦，在咖啡馆里感怀仕途不顺，想起落榜留学生Nest Huang留下的诗句，愤而在咖啡馆白粉墙上写下了“I dare to say Nest Huang is not a great man!!!”旋即被捕，后来被一黑人兄弟人称“black storm”的劫法场就了，当日伦敦城大乱。

却不知，此乃因果循环。当日William大婚行至西敏寺，入那Voldemort Chapel中，见石碑黄符一张上书：Opened with the Will，大喜，便对那洋和尚说道：“你等阻当我，却怎地数百年前已注定我字在此?”众人掘开石板，只见一道黑气，从穴里滚将起来，直冲到半天里空中，散作一百零八道金光，望四面八方去了。

数日后，伦敦街头民谣遍传：

"Beg in the morning,and beg in the evening.Why can't poor people make a living.Open the door for our bandit king.After his came all taxes stop paying."

"Big Ben Ring,Victor Chen King！"

太史马讳祥瑞御兔亲王曰：

夜半白金汉宫里能听到狐狸叫：For Greater Good, With Robin Hood。一家英国餐厅在Fish里发现一条Chip, 上刻有：Take Her Crown To Crow。英吉利由是大乱，掀起四十八路反王，三十六处烟尘。

马亲王的段子……

PS:那个粉壁留诗，个人认为翻译成I dare to say Nest Huang is not man enough！！！比较好