主题：最近看到的笑话之四 -- 钛豌豆

“缝肛门”事件法医鉴定：“产妇肛门周围见环状痔脱出、水肿，脱出物在九点位，可见黑色丝线缝扎，肛门周围皮肤未见缝扎”

某报记者报道标题：《法医鉴定：深圳产妇肛门确被缝扎》。

对此，该记者解释为：“你这个痔疮它本身就长在肛门外，然后你说它算不算肛门上的一块肉？

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