主题：最近看到的笑话之八 -- 钛豌豆

迈克尔.戈夫：名言是“这个国家已经受够专家了”。

鲍里斯.约翰逊：来访华后惊奇地发现天安门上还挂着主席像，回英国后说中国把史上最大杀人犯公开这么挂着，肯定无法成为世界第一。（Soft power — cultural influence — is ultimately impossible without an appealing international brand, and for the foreseeable future China’s international brand will be vitiated by her domestic political arrangements. China will never rule the world as long as the Forbidden City is adorned with the face of the biggest mass murderer in history. In the words of John Lennon, ‘If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao/ You ain’t gonna make it with anyone anyhow.’）

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2006/04/they-love-capitalism-but-not-elections/

退欧公投后说德国汽车产业离开英国市场就要完蛋，所以不用怕，和欧盟谈判英国肯定有优势。

另外鲍里斯.约翰逊还干过之前只在穿越小说里看过反派干过的事：脱欧公投前写了两篇社论，一篇主张脱欧，一篇主张留欧，直到公投前4个月，才根据民调结果把第一篇投稿给《每日电讯报》发表。而且这事是他自己事后得意洋洋说出来，证明自己有多聪明的。（He followed this up with an article in The Telegraph, though it later emerged he had penned a second unpublished piece making the case for Remain.）

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1051344/Brexit-News-Boris-Johnson-opposed-EU-exit-Theresa-May-Remain

就这么一个投机者现在已经成了脱欧派的头面人物，脱欧派到底都是些什么货色也可想而知了。

安德莉亚.利德索姆：被问到脱欧后失去欧盟市场和关税优惠经济怎么办，说中国雾霾严重，我们可以把英国空气装罐出口给中国，这是一个大市场。另外她对爱尔兰边界问题解决方案是英国政府进驻爱尔兰港口和机场的海关，等于把爱尔兰重新变成殖民地。