主题：【原创】普京的台阶在哪里？ -- 本嘉明

Jim Hacker（首相）: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

不用跟我说报刊的事，我对报纸的读者可是一清二楚。

- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;

《镜报》的读者是自以为在治理国家的人；

- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;

《卫报》的读者是自认为应该治理国家的人；

- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;

《泰晤士报》的读者是真正在治理国家的人；

- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;

《每日邮报》的读者是治理国家的人的夫人；

- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;

《金融时报》的读者是手里攥着国家的人；

- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;

《晨星报》的读者是想把国家交给别国治理的人；

- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."

而《每日电讯报》的读者觉得我们正被别国治理着。

Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"

汉弗莱：首相，那读《太阳报》的人呢？

Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

伯纳德：《太阳报》的读者不在乎谁治理国家，只要她（内页女郎）前凸后翘就行。