主题:【注意】人生大忌28 -- sunchips
1. 跟网友见面----------found a losing buddy
2、跟知己上床 ---------getting more closed
3、和情人结婚 --------save money on the telehone bill
4、把爱好当成职业 -----make money based on joy
5、把同事当成朋友 -----it will make you feel good in the office
6、借钱给朋友 ---------at least you know his address, right?
7、到朋友的公司打工----make money and help a friend at the same time
8、在上司面前知无不言--"Fxxk You,asshole" you said to him
9、轻信上司的许诺------we all need a good night sweet dream
10、喜怒哀乐都挂在脸上-it will make you and the others much easier
11、在人堆里大声讲手机-yes, I won. what a good feeling
12、头发油光可鉴,皮鞋却满是灰尘--it is a good reason for you to shop
13、不会给自己找借口或是习惯于给自己找借口--well, as least you feel better
14、相信仅靠努力不靠运气和机遇就可以成功或是相反--same as above
15、总是幻想一夜暴富或是从不相信奇迹 --same as above
16、自作多情,别人礼貌地夸上一句就晕菜--come on, give yourself a chance
17、超车过去,看开着车有着窈窕背影的MM的脸-say hi, and you may get a date
18、对MM的新衣服和新发型视而不见 ---#$$%%^, good for her self-confidence
19、始终学不会艺术地恭维MM---it may be a good thing for you, ist it?
20、在感兴趣的MM面前吹嘘自己的魅力和艳遇--yeah, we need show off a bit
21、小心翼翼地问MM:“我可以吻你吗?”---fter u aleady have sex with her?
22、对MM的“不”字信以为真 ---she said: i did not disagree with you
23、介绍才结识的漂亮MM与英俊的光棍朋友相识 --so what, you are the best
24、向老婆坦白从前的感情经历---and try to make fun of it, nice
25、介绍老情人和老婆交朋友 ---a good manage skills
26、没有私房钱或是被老婆发现私房钱 --give to her now and save later
27、迷恋网络游戏和网上聊天 ---a good way to know people and the world
28、朋友一起聚餐总是抢着买单 --well, make everybody as happy as you do
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