主题:【原创】烂文大赛 -- 马伯庸
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从得奖作品里能看得出要成为烂文开头的几个特点:一,毫无节制地使用各种从句;二,莫名其妙的内在逻辑;三,比喻或者描写要够烂
别的不敢说,就第一条而言,国内阅读理解的材料绝对每篇拿出来都是上品。
小鬼儿读过最过分的一个,整个一个自然段(得有6、7行吧)只有一句话。从句摞从句、从句套从句,那叫一个壮观!
I
AM
THE
WIND
YOU
ARE
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复 【原创】烂文大赛
The phrase "It was a dark and stormy night", made famous by comic strip artist Charles M. Schulz, was originally penned by Victorian novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton as the beginning of his 1830 novel Paul Clifford. The phrase itself is now understood as a signifier of a certain broad style of writing, characterized by a self-serious attempt at dramatic flair, the imitation of formulaic styles, an extravagantly florid style, redundancies, and run-on sentences.
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俺要去了一定横扫所有奖项,为国争光