主题：最近看到的笑话 -- 钛豌豆

We crusade to recover the kingdom of Jerusalem.

the blacksmith：You go to where the men speak Italian...

and then continue until they speak something else.

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Sometime later or before,another horseman:

We mujahidin to recover the kingdom of blablabla.

the blacksmith:

You go to where the men speak Italian...

and then continue until they speak something else.

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Shakenospere:

So we all should know why the the place where the men speak Italian is so important.Because it is always in the middle of some great recovery march.

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呵呵，这个是戏仿开的玩笑。不是有部电影吗，the Kingdom of Heaven 结尾还记得吗？狮心王问铁匠那个桥段？

骑士问：我们十字军去收复耶路撒冷

铁匠说：你们一直走到说意大利话的地方然后接着走到说其他语言的地方就到了

俺是拿这个开玩笑改了下增加了圣战者如果反向圣战也要经过意大利这种小段子来“回答“小白龙那个为什么那些从非洲来的不找法国找意大利。因为意大利恰好就在“中间“。不过玩笑很粗糙。随便想到的，无深意。