主题：请手边有英语笑话的人来帮个忙 -- 扬州小羊

It depends la. I feel like they pretended to be polite when I was there, using carefully chosen words. While they have problems with anything, f***ing things like pouring water. However, I replaced it with a more polite word.

我只是因为见过有人在这点上吃亏，所以想提醒一下。

One dark night, two drunk men were debating on the street.

One said "I'm not drunk"

The other asked, "Sure." Then he took out a flashlight from his pocket, turned it on, and stood it on the ground on the bottom. "Mr. Not Drunk, are you able to climb up along this pillar?"

The first man looked up to the end of the light beam, shook his head, and said "Oh no, I am not that drunk. I know what you are gonna do -- as soon as I come to the middle, you bad bastard turn off the botton, and I am gonna fall on my butt!"

找了N个律师笑话了，没一个说他们好话的

Why does six dislike seven?

Because seven eight nine. (说明一下：9是6颠倒过来，算是6的哥们儿，而数字789这样念下来，就是7 ate 9，7要吃了9，所以6不喜欢7)。

Race

Dog is in lead, tomato is catching up, tap is running.

（说明：这都是双关语，狗领先，也可以说是狗被牵着，西红柿在赶，用了番茄酱Ketch-up的谐音，水龙头在跑也是水龙头在滴答水的意思）。

我这老师英国人，看不上穆斯林，我估计这厮心里也看不上华人。。。

有此，他讲了这么个笑话，英文原文忘了，大概意思是这样

if you put one ham on your head, what do you say?

--ham on head,

yes, then if you put more hams on your head, what do you say?

--ur...more-ham-on-head....

Muhammad

再次声明啊，这个不太好，但是就是想告诉大家有这么个东西

hi, do you know how the wikis count?

one, two, three, four, five,

six, six,en.....six, sex...sex..

oh yes, sex sex...

they will never make it to seven..

President Jeorge Bush asked one of his secretaries standing just beside him during his visit to Mexico, " Could you speak Mexican?"

把哈木放在头上干什么呢？ 整个人作一个热狗吗？