主题：【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（－） -- landlord
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家园 【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（八） 一位工程师某天正过路呢，突然被一个青蛙叫住了：“你要是吻我一下，我会变为一个美丽的公主。”
工程师弯下腰。。。把青蛙捡起来。。。揣口袋里了。
青蛙又说了：“你要是把我吻回公主的模样，我就陪你一个礼拜。”
工程师把青蛙拿出来。。。对它笑了笑。。。揣回口袋里了。
青蛙抓狂了：“您要是把我吻回公主的模样，我就陪你并且您可以为所欲为。”
工程师又把青蛙拿出来。。。对它笑了笑。。。然后再次揣回口袋里了。
青蛙无计可施了：“大哥。您搞啥子飞机啊？我都告您了我是个千娇百媚的公主，愿意配您过一礼拜，甚至让您为所欲为了。您咋还不吻我啊？”
工程师说话了：“俺是工程师啊！俺哪有时间陪女朋友啊？！一个会说话的青蛙？哇，那可太牛x了。”
Understanding Engineers - Take EightAn engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
家园 【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（七） 普通人认为一个东西如果没出问题，就不用修理。
工程师认为一个东西如果没出问题，证明功能加得还不够。
Understanding Engineers - Take SevenNormal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
本帖一共被 1 帖 引用 (帖内工具实现)家园 【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（六） 三个工科学生凑在一起讨论人体的设计者。
“一定是机械工程师，你看那些接合部。”
“不对，是电子工程师。神经系统有多少信号交流啊！”
“切，准是土木工程师。否则谁又能在娱乐场所搞出那么个废物处理管道？”
Understanding Engineers - Take SixThree engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic
waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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家园 【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（五） 理科毕业生问：“为什么会这样？”
工科毕业生问：“怎么搞的？”
会计毕业生问：“多少钱？”
文科毕业生问：“要加薯条吗？”
注：这篇太难翻译了，大伙别砸俺
Understanding Engineers - Take FiveThe graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
家园 Why 和 how 用来诠释理科和工科, 很不错
